The Seat Not Taken

So I waltz into Chinese class this morning, and I was the first one there so I had my pick of any seat. With my ipod in ear I was quite distracted until I see this creature dancing right in front of my face before I sat down. I did a quick blip then immediately sat at a different place. It just hung there then slid slowly down its almost invisible string to the ground.

my thoughts?

Eww, Eww, and DOUBLE EWWW!!