How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

........scrambled or fertilized ? Is this little gem still being bantered around......anyway this caused me to look up some more lines. Beware I might just try a few of these:

Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."

Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!

Is your name Gillette - the best a woman can get?

Yep, maybe not then......anyway, my breakfast. I love poached eggs, as you can see they may not be the perfect shape on the outside, but they have a soft runny centre......a bit like me !

I feel a bit nauseous now..... Enjoy your day !