How Offal.....(oh dear)

What a beautiful day we've had. Sunshine and blue skies all day, which gave us the chance to get all the rubble from the Room of Doom into a skip.

The skips are provided by the local authority who also provides them for community use, so they come with a list of things they don't want in them.

' Please note the following items are Not Allowed
in the Community skips.

Asbestos
Dead Animals
Skins
Offal
Sludge or any unknown fluids'

What can you say?