Diary of a Scilly cow

By Bryher

Does my bum look big on this ?

It's been a day of barbecues.......It was the annual Anaesthetics Department BBQ (I work for an anaesthetist at a hospital, conducting clinical trials) the anaesthetist hosting was my boss so it was nice to have a sneaky peek round his gaff !

I turned up (with flowers), ate (lots), left (politely) before mooching round to my parents house for BBQ number 2.

Most of the feasting was complete by the time I arrived......I did find a pair of lonely sausages... It was lovely to see the family, even though it was brief.

So this is me, the reflection in the sunnies that is......I don't have a hairy chest ! The person in the picture was not that keen to be blipped so I chopped his head off.....he won't mind.

One other important matter.......the curve of the sunnies is right where my thighs and arse is making them appear much bigger.....its got nothing to do with
the food I've hoovered up today !

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