The Headless Man

One for Margaret Campbell, Duchess of Argyll.*

Anyway. Today turned out to be not quite a busy and stressful as I had envisaged. So that was good.

Although the day did end with me realising that I was possibly the only person in the restaurant that was not dining with a mail order Thai bride. Oh, and then a ned in the street called me a fat fuck.

"Yeah, but I can always go on a diet. You, young man will always be stupid. And ugly" I repiled (in my head)



* high falluting reference to aristocratic scandal that rocked the British establishment in 1963.