Where have all the melons gone?!!!!

My cleaning lady, Maureen, is quite a character.

I had put 2 melons in the kitchen to see if they were still ok. (I had bought them 2 weeks ago and forgot about them!!!)

She suddenly appeared in front of me with the melons up her jook (as they say in Scotland}

We were both helpless with laughter and of course I had to blip it!