But whyyyyyyy?

Pippi: Why you make me sit on the bench? I wanna go play!
Me: It's what the bench is there for. To sit on.
Pippi: But I wanna go play!
Me: Sit!
Pippi: Oooh! Look what's that behind the bench? Let me just jump on that, I need to kill it.
Me: No! Sit!
Pippi: But whyyy?
Me: Sit!
Pippi: What's that over there? Can I go play now?