Tatty Head

from "The Flint Street Nativity"

Debbie: (combing Warren's hair) "You've got to have your hair straight."
Warren: (trying unsuccessfully to avoid the comb) "Get off!"
Debbie: "Joseph wouldn't have a tatty head. Mary would have said, she would have told him, 'I'm going to have baby Jesus in a minute and you've got a tatty head.'"
Warren: (wincing in pain as she combs his hair) "My mum just had a baby, and my dad's got a tatty head."
Debbie: "It's not Jesus, is it?"
Warren: "No, it's Colin."