Man in a Suitcase

I was supposed to come back to London on Sunday evening but I wanted to stay at Tramlines with Viven so I booked a train to come back this morning. The ticket was for coach C, seat number 72 on the 9:27 East Midlands train from Sheffield.

This, apparently, as you might be able to see from the little lit up sign at the top, is seats 71 and 72. That's right. It's a luggage rack. You couldn't write this stuff.