'Calm Down Laydees'

I took a beautiful self portrait today, but Opendoor said that if I didn't post this image of him he would withold crisps for a month.

Here he is in 'macho' catalogue pose, showing off his two-tone (brown/milk bottle white) legs. This type of stupid bahaviour is going on as the kids are still away and we are high on sunshine!

In other news, Harry went under the knife today for exploraotry surgery on his swollen neck.

£305.87 later and they found .. ... .. ... ... absolutely diddly squat! Thank you.