If I only had ...

a brain.
I would have been able to take a nicely composed and focussed photo of a lovely co-worker instead of what I came home with.

the nerve.
I would have asked the men fixing the roof next door for a photoshoot in return for all the water we are letting them use to hose themselves off.

a heart.
Well, I actually have one of those. But it didn't get me anything but a flower :)