The Bewildered Man

Location: A garden centre nearby.
Subject: The Bewildered Man.
Status: Highly bewildered.
Likes: Football (playing and viewing); Beer; the beach; being outside
Dislikes: Shopping.

In this environment, the Bewildered Man struggles to figure out if he is happy or sad. On one hand, it is like outside...on the other hand, it is shopping. What to do?

Answer: Buy strawberry plants, some herbs and a load of Pittosporums that had been marked down to $4 each from $21.