Lobelia and the Herbs

A new band I've just made up. They play a mix of chilled jazz and lullabies. They don't play very often because they're either passed out from being too chilled or from singing themselves to sleep. The lead singer, Lobelia Green, was once mistaken for a flower and pollinated by a bee. Other than that and apart from her gaining an Honours degree in duvet hogging, she's known for nothing out of the ordinary. The rest of the band is made up by Pa Slee, Pesto Bob and Dim (the Time) Chime, all of whom spend far too much time making sure they smell better than each other and very little (none?) actually playing any instruments. A little bird tells me they've never actually played any instruments at all but the source, Frankie Mint, isn't generally that reliable. After all, who can forget Mr Mint's disastrous time at the NME!

Keep an ear out (on?) for them on Youtube. You never know, they just might manage to get to perform one day...maybe.