Ouch!!!!

No you are not having my ball, even if you nibble my chops!

I am exhausted from handing tiles to Mr Technical Expertise to measure and cut. I am sure that he has the easy bit!

In other exciting news.... our kitchen light fitting has nearly dried out, after inadvertently locating a water pipe under the floorboards with a drill.

STOP PRESS:Mr Technical Expertise has started blipping - Mr Technical Expertise