Carryonville

Well hello there.
Rupert here.
Rupert Bear.

No, not bare, madam.
Behave yourself.

Me and a couple of pals
thought we'd take a drive
to the coast.

Lovely little seaside.
Carryonville they call it.

I've a place there,
a plush flat
(flat's not the word for you,
is it dear)
on Innuendo Avenue.

Would just suit you,
I'm sure.

What's your name? Judith.
I'll call you Kylie.

Well, Kylie, as you can see
there's room for one more.
How about it young lady?
Wouldn't you like to sit here,
next to Rupert,
next to Rupert the Bear?

Lovely.

Now, put your hand there, dear.
You can help me change gear.

Ding! Dong!

And if you want more...Ding! Dong!