Knobs

Its a little known fact that too many knobs can make a man go insane.

I shut my eyes and all I see are knobs, knobs as far as the eye can see, disappearing into infinity (and beyond).
Someone says "can you tweak the gain up on mic 15".
I say
"yes sure, which knob is that"
and they say
"Its the grey one with the blue top".
"Arghhhhhhhhh.........."

You can tell when I have been at the theatre too much.