Enduros aren't easy

Me: "Well, well, what's going on here?"

Sam: "It. Doesn't. Bloody. Work."

Me: "That is exceedingly sad, y'know."

Sam: "No, I don't."

Me: "Then would you like to have a nice cup of tea and tell me more?"

Sam: "....."

Me: "And perhaps a cookie, a nice cookie - a chocolate cookie!"

Sam: "....."

Me: "I bet there's some honey left, too!"

Sam: "Listen, I could sacrifice a full roll of duck tape just for making ye silent, but that couldn't help, because I happen to know that ye'd continue from beneath it all, so it would be total waste to sacrifice that innocent tape on ye!"

Me: "Wow man, that was totally random!"

Sam: "And talking me about tea at the moment my enduro's breaking down wasn't...?"

Me: "Well, no."

Sam: "Bloody hell, I just recognized... what are ye doing with that bloody camera?"

Me: "Taking your picture. Right now." *click*

Sam: *incredulous silence*

Me: "Yer hilarious, ma bro."

Sam: *incredulous silence continues*

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Sam just got stagnant, because I didn't quite understand the fall of his dear passion. But don't worry, he's going to get it fixed soon! :)

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