"DOGS RULE"

"Not so" according to a group of irate felines from Dogwood Puddle.

"They sure seem to think so" exclaimed one young tabby.

"Always hogging the food bowl" rejoined another.

"Have you ever seen them eat out of the cat litter box" joked a third.

And according to the right honourable chairman of the feline council at Dogwood Puddle:
"Such outmoded statements bespeak archaic ideologies of Social Darwinism. We at The Puddle are strongly in touch with the New Age ideal that all species are interdependent and equal in God's eyes".