A Flower for Hannahisms

don't normally blip flower pictures but i needed to tell of 2 hannahism.

1. When hannah has had a nightmare in the night we always try to calm her and tell her she can go back to sleep by thinking of something nice.
last night my lass told her to think of something nice...
hannah called her back in and said that "when I thinks of something nice it changes, so when I think of daddy i end up thinking of a mermaid with daddy's head".
Just made me think of Aphex Twin. Scary.

2.
Hannah - "The problem with soap is when it's dry it doesn't get your hands clean, but when its wet it slips out of your hands"
My lass - "you should be an inventor and invent non-slippy soap"
Hannah - "I might but I also might want to be an astronaut. Soap being slippy isn't that bad. So i might be an astronaut."