Tiggers don't jump, they bounce.

The wonderful thing about tiggers.
Is tiggers are wonderful things.
Their tops are made out of rubber.
Their bottoms are made out of springs.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one.
IIIII'm the only one!

Outside in his slippers!
At least the grass was dry today.