Coffee gone mad!

One of my colleagues asked me to pop into Starbucks for her on my way back from lunch today. She wanted:

Tall latte
Extra shot of espresso
skinny milk (??) not too hot
2 quirts of raspberry syrup
2 brown sugars
No foam

She had to write it down for me! I ask you, is this coffee gone mad? Especially as I live in Spain where a "normal" coffee in any bar is great!!

I couldn't wait to get home and have a cup of Tetley in my favourite mug. You can keep your fancy coffee, I'm not interested!