Fonzie

This is one of my fish (fishes?). His name is Fonzie. Fonzie is a fan-tailed goldfish, calico style. I have another fish named Ethel, who is much bigger than Fonzie. But Fonzie is the boss. Therefore, his name is appropriate.
I cleaned the bowl today. Who knew two small goldfish could smell THAT bad. It was slightly nauseating. But...waddaya gonna do?