Everyday's a school day

Oooh, what an educational day to day. I learned

that Kerry Katona is depressed
Brad Pitt's wife is following an organic diet and only eating by candlelight
Nicole Kidman is worried that her child-to-be could be kidnapped
Mel B has lost umpteen stone in just a few weeks
Some bloke offa pop idol (or some such) refused to give money to a beggar
Becks is worried that Posh is working too hard and it's affecting their relationship
Amy Winehouse seems to be on the edge (of a breakdown, not him outta U2)
oh, and some bird and her dad have commited incest
(bluegh)

Was handed this while I was waiting. So by the time I was asked if I was going out tonight and had I booked my holidays I had gone into information overload. there was actually lots more about lots of other people in this magazine....but I have no idea who most of these folk are.