A good joke ...

... has a "Start, middle & a cracking end". It should be perfectly paced and told in the correct tone. So often we see people trying to be funny nowadays and just coming over as trying to hard or just plain nasty. Occasionaley however, this happens....



Joke in question was:

A company is looking for new staff so they advertise in the local papers.

After a week or so they have decided on the applicants they want to interview. The first candidate goes for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about him not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

So the 3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any ears to hang glasses on."