Lost

After getting lost in the desert the two intrepid explorers pressed on and came within sight of land. After days without food or water the small hairy one said
" Leader, I am starving and could just eat something round and meaty"
The Leader replied in a stern voice " Look little hairy one, I know that Bear Grylls eats goats testicles but I don't think I could eat one even though we are hungry"
The small hairy one looked puzzled and replied " No, I was thinking more of a burger and chips"
They were soon sat in the comfort of their vehicle eating with the help of Ronald McDonald