I can so climb this.

If my brothers can climb trees I can blooming well climb them too. Yes the trees I climb may be smaller but it's all relative you see. My legs are shorter therefore if you were to put this to your scale I'm actually a blooming giant, a giant!!!

Oh my, it's 11.30pm, I've trekked around the woods with a busted ankle and I am delirious with tiredness. Bed. Now. Comment later x