Wasted oportunity

A little walk around today to get my bearings and find out where my new place of work is. Didn't take me long though, it's about 1 minute away from the hotel.

So instead of the usual building shot I spotted this walking back. Made me smile, but also made me think of the UK version in this situation.

You know the one you always see on the back of the white van man as he's blasting around . . . I wish my wife was as (fill the rest in yourself)

Probably wouldn't go down to well over here though.