Avoid the rat race...

...Time 23:33,

Place A406 (better known to it's friends at the North Circular Rd),

Moved about half a mile in in 30 minutes,

Sat Nav tell me that i still have 6.3miles to home,

Petrol gauge look very low and has just started bleeping

Just played a round of golf, starving, haven't eaten for 10 hours and my dream of having a shish kebab runs out in about 20 mins

The side of the road has turned into a smoking alley

The guy in the motor next to me looks like he has fallen asleep

Perfect way to end a frantic day at work, (hence the rat race reference)

On the plus side...no, there isn't one!!!