duck

In Berwick on Tweed today.
Saw drakes fighting, swans swanning about, cormarant, eider. a zillion pigeons, various gulls.
A hot day. Judging by my slaphead in the mirror
I caught the sun
and the sun won
I caught the sun
and the sun won
Lunch by the river- delli quiche with 5 star pastry.
The previous owners of this place, just near Duns, hated weeding and went to an inordinate amount of trouble to avoid it. We have started to remove the masses of blue plastic laid under everything in the garden. In some places the plastic is eight layers thick - 8 !
Beautiful day.
What are the three kinds of chocolate coloured ducks called?
EDIT: I decided to put the fight winner on the blip. Jane raised her eyes to the sky and sighed " all that pointless testosterone nonsense" she said.