The chips eater

Reliving dreams of past glory.
Salt and vinegar.
Perfect control of a powerful cross.
Yes, please.
Dashing towards the goal.
Eat in or take away?
Getting rid of the last few defenders.
And a Jumbo batter sausage.
Alone in front of the goal.
No make it a Spice burger instead.
IT?S A GOAAAAL!!!!
I?m watching my cholesterol.