Right Brain / Left Brain

Right Brain: Must take a creative photo tonight. Too many naff ones lately.

Left Brain: Time to eat! You've done your work, now get some calories in you.

Right Brain: What can I take? A silhouette? A shadow dance? A play on words?

Left Brain: Currently you're running on 125kJ an hour. If you don't eat within 30 minutes, you'll be running on 98kJ an hour.

Right Brain: The inside of a flower? A macro of an insect? A pattern?

Left Brain: You have less than 2 hours left of this day. In order to get your 7 hours sleep you will need to eat within the hour.

Right Brain: Mmmmmm, long exposures?

Left Brain: Oooooooh Salad!

Right Brain: Oh no. Please don't take a picture of salad.

Left Brain: Lots of nutritional value in tomatoes, lettuce and peppers.

Right Brain: Stop it. It'll never work

Left Brain: A nice light healthy meal. Low in saturated fats, high in vitamins and minerals.

Right Brain: But it'll be the most boring photo I have taken all year.

Left Brain: And it will set you up nicely for breakfast in exactly 9.5 hours time.

Right Brain: No no no! Don't make me do it!

Left Brain: Yes yes yes! Salad salad salad!

Right Brain: I hate you

Left Brain: 21 minutes until you need to iron your shirt.