ALMOST WORLD WAR 3

Lipstick, Powder and Paint are you kidding me, how am i supposed to blip that on a rig off the west coast of Africa, come on do you know how hard this was.

Firstly the rig crew had hand bags at 10 paces getting me to pick the right shade of lipstick.
Secondly some of the locals and the mexicans got a bit peeved about who was supplying the powder.
The third one was easy we always have gallons of paint onboard just incase someone important is coming out then like the Queen they can have the smell of fresh paint everywhere they go.

Truthfully we had 2 female engineers arrive onboard just today so you can imagine the funny looks i got when i asked if i could borrow one of their lipsticks for 5 mins, its to take a picture of mumble mumble mumble as i walked away.

Secondly the powder is called Splenda some kind of sweetener used by the American Engineer i work with honest.

And as i say the last is an easy one of stuff we have gallons of.