MANNING UP: Wolf whistling.

I would personally pay bloody good money for someone to teach me how to do this.
Somehow I can never get it.
I have all the pre-requisites: Fingers, bendy tongue, mouth and lungs, but....
this is not for my benefit anyhow.

This is for you Action Man.
You may have noticed your combats are no longer being washed with the inclusion of fabric conditioner. Don't think I haven't noticed you using it when my back is turned.

And although I know you go commando (see what i did there) I know that my
Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir body creme is disappearing.

A) it's not for your arse
B) It's for my arse.

This is a friendly warning, Action.


Thanks matgrafton