The Sport Channel for Ducks

"I have a twenty dollar bill that says he launches her 10 feet on the next heave ho"

"Yeah? I have Thirty that says it's 17 feet, but she doesn't launch for another three pushes"

"Hey, quiet, you guys, can't you see I'm trying to watch the swing set competition. Have you noticed the little number on the far right? She's about to take off. Now, SHHHH!"

"How much you wanna bet she never gets off the ground?"

"Quiet, I said!"

"C'mon, let's go check out the concessions, I hear they're serving dry bread again today."

"No, I don't want to miss this, you go ahead without me."

"...and trust you when you tell me you won the bet? No way!"

"If you guys don't knock it off, I'm coming alone next time!"


i can't believe i got this close to the ducks! Click here for Duck Drill Sargeants and Decoy Imitations on Flickr. And thank you for all your hugs and support on my journal and especially my 300th!

"Hey!!! Quiet down back there, this is the most exciting part....launch......!!!!"