Rude sounding place

Well i got my two back from their dads today so decided to treat them to an hour or twos play and then tea at the soft play area at the local pub. (Im saying local if we had gone in the car it would have taken 10 mins but as the weather was nice i decided to make them walk)

On the way home i past this rather amusing sign and i know that if my boyfriend had been with me he would have found it highly amusing too. Think i can see a pattern forming in my head lol. Yes i know i really should grow up but wheres the fun in that!!!