a deep and endless ocean

~from Stranger Than Fiction

there seems to be no end to this. on the farthest edge of the horizon, just over one months time, this should all be over. for a while at least. in the meantime it need only be survived.

take one dose government & politics and another of macroeconomics. stir rigorously. sprinkle lightly with music theory and choir. take one part mechanics and one part electricity & magnetism, sift until combined into physics. lather in calculus. add final part english literature. blend well with electric mixer. pour into pan. bake at 350 degrees fahrenheit for 8 months. remove from oven, briefly let cool. frost generously in examinations. enjoy.

(caution: this recipe has be known to produce averse side effects. headaches, nausea, lack of sleep, loss of appetite, and other conditions are not uncommon. please consult your physician if symptoms persist or worsen.)