Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, episode 9

The Gas Man Cometh. Alert always to the slightest threat to their well being, Mirl considers biting the ankles of the meter reader at which time Sidd would make off with the stunned and yelping human's wand. As the event plays out, the reader is really not aware of the danger in which he finds himself and will attempt to chuck the pussies under the chin in an act of good faith. S & M will have none of it and will retire to their posts in preparation for the heist. Somehow the pussies suppose that if Dave doesn't get a gas bill he will have more funds for cat treats. Ahhh the psychological theater of it all. A document to live in American literature henceforth should be made. Where is O'Neill when you need him? Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.