Its A Dogs Life

I came home today after visiting the doctor's and found these two asleep on my settee.....they are not aloud up there but do when nobody is around, Haggis you know but this is the first time you have met Taffy my grand-doggy, this is my sons dog and she is really lovely, her and Haggis get on really well....
they are both spoilt...its a dogs life just eating, getting walked, sleeping on my furniture when my back is turned......I am sure if I came back as a dog I would not be so lucky......would you?