An apple...

a day. Keeps the doctor away.

Which is rather silly, as I have a feeling this apple is going to need one.... soon. Very soon.





I apologise for my lateness today. It is a sordid tail of cruising the streets in search of a hand juicer.... and missing the bus. I shan't bore you with the details. Oh, wait... I already have.

Wow! over 100 subscribers now and another Spotlight. Thank you, thank you, thank you all so much. This is all wonderful and it's doing wonders for my murderous ego. However it has a downside. I can now no longer wander aimlessly through the fruit and veg section in Sainsbury's* without casting an eye for possible victims.



* Other supermarkets are available.