Hello dad...

Grace: 'hello dad, I thought you'd gone out?'
Me: 'yeah I did Grace, but only for an hour. Are you pleased to see me?'
Grace: 'Of course I am dad, can't you tell from my expression?'
Me: 'Grace what's all that orange stuff on your face and clothes?'
Grace: 'That'd be the remnants of my lunch dad, I've just finished it.'
Me: 'Well i'm glad you enjoyed it, lets take some pics.'
Grace: 'Good idea dad.'
Me: 'What do you think Grace?'
Grace: 'It's not very sharp dad.'
Me: 'Well if you'd stop trying to eat daddys lens then maybe it would be.'

Grace can't speak this well by the way.