Loooooooooong trip

Metric conversion for dummies

1 mile = 1.6 kilometer
1 mile in a car with one child = 2.5 kilometers
1 mile in a car with three children = 763.54 kilometers

All three under the ager of 8: 120 penalty kilometers
Broken DVD player: 256 penalty kilometers
Toddler who ate too much spicy sausage prior to leaving: 5,478,500 penalty kilometers