Billy's back!

Girl dolphin: Mum! Dad! Billy's back!
Mum dolphin: Billy? Billy who dear?
Girl dolphin: Jesus mum, Billy, my brother, your son, Billy.
Dad dolphin: Oh Billy, fantastic! How is he.
Girl dolphin: Erm, he's changed.
Dad dolphin: Changed? How? Is he beginning to resemble his handsome dad?
Girl dolphin: Not exactly.
Mum dolphin: Come on dear, do spit it out.
Girl dolphin: He wants to be known as Sir Billy and do a variety act at Music Hall.
Mum and Dad dolphin: WHaaat!
Girl dolphin: That's not all, he'll only eat Steak Tartare and Frites Allumettes from Le Caprice.
Mum dolphin: (under her breath) Send him to public school you said...give him opportunities we never had....