Breithla Shona Dick...

....and yet another cunning Anglo-Gaelic pun, which will be appreciated in small (very small) but lofty circles.

It was a great party.
As Dick is a member of the Pioneer Total Abstinence Association, we had to drink his ninety years worth of untouched porter.

His son, Stapo, drank the loins share.

(Ha Ha, see what I did there? I know, I know, if it has to be pointed out, it wasnt funny in the first place, blahblah, but honestly, some people need all the help they can get etc&etc....)

It really was a great party.

Happy Birthday, Dick