Couple at breakfast in a medium-range hotel.

Sadie: Well, that was one of the most violent christenings I've ever been to.
Hamish: Aye. Great wasn't it?
Sadie: Bloody brilliant. You nearly got you're other earring torn out again.
Hamish: You're right, next time I'll wear my studs.
Sadie: And what the hell are you doing drinking milk? You know what it does to your keech.