Close shave

Just when it looked like the British soldiers had defeated the pirates, their scurvy leader pulled a sword on the General.

Took the lads to see a battle re-enactment at the local fruit farm - or so we'd thought; they'd cleverly recreated the fog of war by making it as difficult to find as possible.

Just time for a quick pint of foaming ale at the beer festival afterwards. Now that was something worth re-enacting.