Divided Loyalties

Oh goodness, what to do?

In the sunlit garden, my newly erected hammock and a good book. On the TV screen, our most successful ever tennis player, the lovable Mr Grumpy, is playing my favourite player of all time, BeautifulBoy. Which to support? What to do?

Reader, I abandoned them: I sunbathed! Well, it'll be raining in Scotland during Wimbledon and maybe Andrew Castle and John Lloyd will have developed laryngitis and shut up with their criticisms.