The Nightmare

I keep having them when I do sleep, mad dreams that are sometimes scary and sometimes just plain odd. I had a mixtue of both last night. I often dream about not being able to sleep, thinking its real. I dream a lot about having such a ferocious pain in my legs that I'm unable to walk properly. Sometimes I have a dream of being really small in the corner of a room, and everything being so far away. I guess I should stop eating cheese. Or drinking beer.

Back to work today, finally out of the house and back in shape (as much as someone like me can be). I've just polished off 4 chicken, cheese and chili relish buns (they were every bit as stomach churning as you'd imagine, but I stuck with it incase they were a grower) as well as a 12 pack of bacon and egg scotch egg minis (meant to just be egg but I didn't read the label) as well as 4 odd looking seed type bars all mashed together with honey and chocolate. I'm still hungry and the pack of fruit shortbread (or dead-fly as my old workmate referred to them) biscuits keeps winking at me. Cheeky little bugger is going to get smashed all over in a minute.

Vodafone just messaged me asking 'as a new customer, you probably have some question. Pop over to blah blah whatever to ask away.' Fools I do have some questions and here they are.

1: What is the point in Peter Andre?

2: Geordie Shores, is it the worst thing to happen to the North East since chronic unemployment and Mike Ashley?

3: Has anyone actually watched it? Is it as purile and moronic as the advert suggests?

4: At what point did popular music turn into shit?

5: Why did people call the kings horses and men to help Humpty Dumpty? Would an egg doctor not have been a better idea?

6: Finally: Why when I had a HTC Desire could I not call anyone on Vodafon, but now on my cracking little Sony Ericsson I can chatter away to all my non existent contacts to my little hearts content?

I think that's enough to be going on with.

Having received some feedback about a few musical links I've provided over the last few weeks (not everyone thinks I listen to crap, or as my friend T puts it 'northern men moaning about their shitty lives) I've decided to throw a few recommendations out there this week.

The first is this little gem. Enjoy.