deep sigh ...

Oh, where do we start ... ?

I can cope with grocers' apostrophes, in fact they're becoming quite endearing, but one double quote mark does not a quote make ... or something.

So, design doesn't need explanation, eh? How come I spent years pitching ideas at clients who needed it all spelling out in a report, so they could sound intelligent when justifying the budget to their financial controllers?

Rolls eyes heavenward.

Milk, two sugars, please ...