Kristi the Lamp

When in Kindergarten, when asked what she wanted to be when she grew up, Kristi said, "A LAMP! I want to shine brightly forever."

I told her she has no problem shining brightly, but she wouldn't take no for an answer. So behold, KRISTI THE LAMP!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, good thing Kristi is a brunette!

I secretly think Kristi demanded to be a light so she could be spotlighted. ;)