Can I stay please?

Dear Edinburgh Tourist Board,

Can I stay please? Even though you failed to make the sun shine, despite my request of yesterday, I do quite like your city:

- it's got more blipportunities than I can shake an iPhone at
- the food is good (langoustine and smoked salmon risotto with seaweed followed by roast figs with honey and almond)
- it's got an excellent range of grim
- the men seem to be much better looking than we get in Yorkshire
- there's a good range of cultural stuff to do/see

Thank you.

I'm sat on a Cross Country train, wondering a) why they always smell of toilet and b) always have at least one carriage where the seat reservations have cocked up.